01feb: DENMARK CONGRATS
madeyourunandhide: if eurovision is the european hunger games then we can all agree that the uk is the tribute who got blown up when they accidentally stepped off the podium before the games had begun
Romania for Eurovision 2013
I can’t! Hahahah :D
tealwig: shit is about to get real
Eric saade OMG!!
zarys: Plot twist: Greece and Romania win both and they perform a dubstep dracula drunk remix together
sararye: allthegleefeels: DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS
hoflords: Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
17dimples: can we all agree that fairytale by alexander rybak was one of the best entries of all time
sherloqe: if you don’t live in europe i’m sorry
the-parkster: Here we go. Who will you vote for Europe? Count Fabula Eyebrows Hot men Lesbians Guy who named his shoes Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha Actual Blaine Anderson Malta ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t) One of the Euphoria rip offs Jesus Thor Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion Depressing song about birds
ahlohomora: Foreplay’s over now it’s war
mishasteaparty: mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill: kahterinepierce: but if greece wins who pays for eurovision next year????? germany
bennetwilcox: eurovision is divided into two parts the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other
flying-mint-tardis: hey-assbutt-its-a-parade: i love how nobody outside Europe knows what’s going on they’re probably all wondering how this is a real thing i mean well you haven’t seen romania yet
Vote for Germany!!
lefayss: charliesbrowns: sure alcohol is free, we sent you 12 million euros so i guess that’s not a big problem #THE POLITICAL POSTS ARE COMING #IT HATH BEGUN
you know what’s better than the italian guy in the suit the italian guy without the suit
avengersassembleeh: and a new genre was created ghost opera vampire dubstep
applesorceress: mishasteaparty: Greece r u drunk well, alcohol is free
tobito: we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more best party ever
tumblr right now
mooraan: whovians freaking out about doctor who stop yahoo campaign wild europeans celebrating eurovision
Fuck it ! She’s great
Ahahahhaha best song ever !!!
12 points to Romania from Tumblr
mcflays: is iceland’s guy also draco malfoy’s dad?
01feb: guys i found zayn and he’s gained weight
emingaribov: on a scale of 1-10 how left out are u feeling americans
familienjuwelen: jesus christ is that you?
Denmark is fucking awesome !!
hey-assbutt-its-a-parade: in eurovision it’s either acoustic ballads or dracula singing soprano with latex-clad gold-painted dolphin-dancers there is no inbetween
consultingtimelordsofbelair: llwlyn: *tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself *tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
Holy fuck he’s good !!
doclecter: that’s it. the rest of europe can go home. nothing can anything top this
nathsora: At the start of eurovision, Europe are like a big family but when the voting starts it’s like the motherfucking hunger games
do i even need to say something
LI like Bonnie Tyler but what’s that for a terrible song ??